{"id":9864,"date":"2013-03-22T00:01:29","date_gmt":"2013-03-21T23:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/?p=9864"},"modified":"2013-03-22T04:14:06","modified_gmt":"2013-03-22T03:14:06","slug":"ein-telefonat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/2013\/03\/ein-telefonat\/","title":{"rendered":"Ein Telefonat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Das Telefon l\u00e4utet. &#8222;Hier Dr. Grauohr. Was w\u00fcnschen sie?&#8220; Jemand r\u00e4uspert sich am Telefon und fragt dann mit verstellter Stimme: &#8222;Ist Herr Oskar Wei\u00dflein bei Ihnen?&#8220;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_9878\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9878\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130321_1220141.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9878\" title=\"20130321_122014\" src=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130321_1220141-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130321_1220141-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130321_1220141-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130321_1220141-1280x960.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-9878\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8222;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Dr. Grauohr gibt seinem Besucher das Telefon in die Hand. &#8222;Ja&#8220;, sagt der. Dann h\u00f6rt er, dass es Hasenoma ist. &#8222;Ich komme nachher bei Ihnen vorbei!&#8220; sagt er. &#8222;Sie wollen wissen, wie die kleinen Hasenkinder und Enkelchen der Osterhasen betreut werden? &#8211; Ja, alle werden von Frau Schmusel, der Kinderg\u00e4rtnerin von Huxlipux zu mir in den Tierpark gebracht. Dort gibt es ein freies Haus mit vielen Fenstern. Die werden sie\u00a0 mit Ostereiern bemalen, damit die\u00a0 Zoobesucher gleich wissen k\u00f6nnen, aha da sind die Osterhasenkinder und Enkelchen, Hasen, die man fr\u00fcher noch nie in unserem Zoo gesehen hat. Das wird eine gro\u00dfe Besuchermenge in den Zoo locken. Ja, ja. Geht alles in Ordnung. Sie k\u00f6nnen in Ruhe Ihre Krankheit auskurieren.&#8220; Bis nachher dann. Tsch\u00fc\u00df&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130321_122314.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9877\" title=\"20130321_122314\" src=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130321_122314-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130321_122314-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130321_122314-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/20130321_122314-1280x960.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>&#8222;Ach Sie tun mir ja richtig leid, Frau Hasenoma. Einen Gru\u00df auch von meinem Bruder,dem Sportlehrer Egon Wei\u00dflein. Er wird bald kommen, um kleine \u00dcbungen mit Ihnen zu turnen. &#8220; Hasenoma st\u00f6hnt ein wenig. 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