{"id":15885,"date":"2014-01-11T23:30:52","date_gmt":"2014-01-11T22:30:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/?p=15885"},"modified":"2014-01-11T18:36:38","modified_gmt":"2014-01-11T17:36:38","slug":"nur-ein-splitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/2014\/01\/nur-ein-splitter\/","title":{"rendered":"Nur ein Splitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/11.1.14-Splitter-ziehen.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-15886\" alt=\"11.1.14 Splitter ziehen\" src=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/11.1.14-Splitter-ziehen.jpg\" width=\"442\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/11.1.14-Splitter-ziehen.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/11.1.14-Splitter-ziehen-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 442px) 100vw, 442px\" \/><\/a>Kommissar Kuschel hat einen Splitter im Hinterteil. &#8222;Halt mal das Licht ein St\u00fcck n\u00e4her,&#8220; bittet Doktor Grauohr den Hund von Kuschel. &#8222;Was haben Sie denn da f\u00fcr ein Herz\u00a0 an so einer komischen Stelle, Kuschel, &#8220; fragt der Doktor. &#8222;Da war doch nicht etwa schon mal ein Splitter?&#8220; Der schmerzgeplagte Kuschel knurrt nur vor sich hin. &#8222;Ihnen kommt ja der Splitter gleich zum Kopf heraus, meint der Arzt. &#8222;Da werde ich ganz sch\u00f6n ziehen m\u00fcssen. Vor Schreck f\u00e4llt Wuffi um.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/11.1.14-Jetzt-wird-gezogen.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-15887\" alt=\"11.1.14 Jetzt wird gezogen\" src=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/11.1.14-Jetzt-wird-gezogen.jpg\" width=\"341\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/11.1.14-Jetzt-wird-gezogen.jpg 888w, https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/11.1.14-Jetzt-wird-gezogen-280x300.jpg 280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 341px) 100vw, 341px\" \/><\/a>Na rupps &#8211; da hat der Doktor den Splitter gezogen. &#8222;Bleiben Sie liegen!&#8220; bittet er. &#8222;Ich rufe jetzt Aurora. Sie hat einen breiten weichen R\u00fccken und soll Sie nach Hause tragen. Legen Sie sich aufs Sofa. Bis heute Abend ist alles gut. Soll ich Ihnen ein zweites Herz auf den Po kleben?&#8220; &#8211; Nein, nein, das will Kuschel dann doch nicht.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/11.1.14-auf-Aurora.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-15888\" alt=\"11.1.14 auf Aurora\" src=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/11.1.14-auf-Aurora.jpg\" width=\"366\" height=\"466\" srcset=\"https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/11.1.14-auf-Aurora.jpg 753w, https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/11.1.14-auf-Aurora-235x300.jpg 235w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/11.1.14-Augen.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-15889\" alt=\"11.1.14 Augen\" src=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/11.1.14-Augen.jpg\" width=\"285\" height=\"318\" srcset=\"https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/11.1.14-Augen.jpg 792w, https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/11.1.14-Augen-269x300.jpg 269w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 285px) 100vw, 285px\" \/><\/a>&#8222;Las mich nicht fallen,&#8220; bittet Kuschel und seine Augen gucken ganz furchtsam. 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