{"id":10999,"date":"2013-05-09T00:01:36","date_gmt":"2013-05-08T22:01:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/?p=10999"},"modified":"2013-05-08T12:44:45","modified_gmt":"2013-05-08T10:44:45","slug":"die-grose-op","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/2013\/05\/die-grose-op\/","title":{"rendered":"Die gro\u00dfe OP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Beingesundwartezimmer.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-11008\" alt=\"Beingesundwartezimmer\" src=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Beingesundwartezimmer.jpg\" width=\"576\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Beingesundwartezimmer.jpg 960w, https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Beingesundwartezimmer-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bei C\u00f6rnchen, Constanze, die den beiden Herren Professor Schlamperbein und Kommissar Kuschel die Beine verst\u00e4rken wird. Hier sitzen sie im Wartezimmer, und C\u00e4sar erz\u00e4hlt seine Geschichten. Er ist schon sehr alt. Das hei\u00dft, er ist genau so alt wie C\u00f6rnchen. Er sa\u00df schon in ihrem Kinderbettchen als sie gerade geboren war. C\u00e4sar ist ein guter Tr\u00f6ster. Das hat er von C\u00f6rnchen gelernt oder C\u00f6rnchen hat es von ihm abgeguckt. \u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/gesundetbein3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-11001\" alt=\"gesundetbein3\" src=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/gesundetbein3.jpg\" width=\"461\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/gesundetbein3.jpg 960w, https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/gesundetbein3-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/beingesund.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-11006\" alt=\"beingesund\" src=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/beingesund.jpg\" width=\"443\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/beingesund.jpg 960w, https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/beingesund-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 443px) 100vw, 443px\" \/><\/a>Warum es Doktor Grauohr nicht selbst macht? Er erwartet jeden Tag die schwierige Geburt, und au\u00dferdem kann Frau Constanze so etwas viel besser als er. Sie hat feinere Finger! (Goldh\u00e4nde, wie ihre Patienten aus der Physiotherapie sagen) <\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/beingesundet.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-11004\" alt=\"beingesundet\" src=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/beingesundet.jpg\" width=\"346\" height=\"461\" srcset=\"https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/beingesundet.jpg 720w, https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/beingesundet-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 346px) 100vw, 346px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/am-achten-drei-kollegen.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-11005\" alt=\"am achten drei kollegen\" src=\"http:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/am-achten-drei-kollegen.jpg\" width=\"368\" height=\"277\" srcset=\"https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/am-achten-drei-kollegen.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/am-achten-drei-kollegen-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/am-achten-drei-kollegen-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 368px) 100vw, 368px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0Doktor Grauohr ist Constanze sehr dankbar, dass sie die beiden so pr\u00e4chtig in Ordnung gebracht hat.<br \/>Grauohr wird den Vorschlag machen, den Professor nun nicht mehr Schlamperbein mit dem Nachnamen zu nennen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">\u00a0 Bei C\u00f6rnchen, Constanze, die den beiden Herren Professor Schlamperbein und Kommissar Kuschel die Beine verst\u00e4rken wird. Hier sitzen sie im Wartezimmer, und C\u00e4sar erz\u00e4hlt seine Geschichten. Er ist schon&hellip; <span class=\"more-link\">more<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eselsarzt"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Die gro\u00dfe OP - Huxlipux.de<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/huxlipux.de\/blog\/2013\/05\/die-grose-op\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Die gro\u00dfe OP - Huxlipux.de\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"\u00a0 Bei C\u00f6rnchen, Constanze, die den beiden Herren Professor Schlamperbein und Kommissar Kuschel die Beine verst\u00e4rken wird. 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